A man walked into a restaurant and order the “special of the day” trusting that the meal would be as delicious as every other meal had been in this particular restaurant.
The waitress brought the man his meal – he studied it carefully not knowing what they heck it was. Finally, after poking and prodding, he relinquished and asked the waitress, “What is this?”.
The waitress replied, “Cow’s tongue. It is a French delicacy, sir.”.
The man retorted, “That’s disgusting. I wouldn’t eat anything that came out of an animal’s mouth. Give me a couple of hard boiled eggs.”